Marketing Slogan Fun

In my experience, companies who can poke fun at themselves while providing value in their marketplace, often have the best products, best people and most loyal customers.  We're proud of our manufacturers, and the people with whom we work. 

With that said, sometimes we wish they would put more humor in their marketing.  So below is a tongue in cheek homage to failed marketing slogans, or 'slogans we wish they'd really use'.